Holey Moley San Francisco: A Putt Above the Rest

If you think mini golf is all windmills and sleepy Saturday afternoons, you haven’t been to Holey Moley Golf Club San Francisco. Nestled in the heart of the vibrant Mission District, this isn’t your average putt-putt — it’s a full-blown experience.

From the moment you step inside, you’re transported into a neon-lit playground of absurdity and charm. Think larger-than-life installations, cheeky course names, and an atmosphere that screams retro-cool. I played 9 holes, each more creative and hilarious than the last. The course is a blend of playful themes and wild design — one moment you’re inside a money booth with “Makin’ It Rain,” and the next you’re teeing off against a retro video game villain or navigating a neon-lit labyrinth. Each hole is its own little universe, built to keep you laughing, competing, and wanting just one more round. It’s a multi-sensory experience where every turn, angle, and backdrop is designed to surprise. Think ‘80s arcade meets ‘90s Saturday morning cartoons, with just enough cheeky chaos to keep it interesting– a place where the fun doesn’t stop, with drink in hand and camera ready.

And yes, there’s a bar. Actually, two of them — one on each floor — fully stocked with craft cocktails and creative drinks that can join you right on the course. Whether you’re chasing that perfect shot (golf or otherwise) or just soaking in the vibe, Holey Moley is serious about its pours. The whole space is wired for fun, from the lighting and music to the design touches that make every corner photo-worthy.

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, planning a quirky date night, or just want to shake up your usual weekend routine, Holey Moley Golf Club San Francisco is a hole-in-one kind of outing. A bar-meets-course concept that takes the traditional putt putt you grew up with and flips it on its head, Holey Moley is part art installation, part nostalgia trip, and 100% good time.

Holey Moley Golf Club San Francisco