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Movie Review: V/H/S Halloween

by Julian Cannon January 13, 2026
written by Julian Cannon

You must be wondering why I am reviewing V/H/S/Halloween in January instead of October, right? It’s because I did not have access to watch it like I did with the previous films in the franchise like V/H/S 85 and V/H/S Beyond.

I am really kind of torn on it. It’s not my favorite entry, but it’s definitely not the worst either. If anything, it’s more consistent than a lot of the franchise, even if the highs never hit as hard as some of the best segments across the series. I still had fun watching it, but with a Halloween-themed V/H/S I was expecting to love it, not just like it.

Diet Phantasma was goofy, over-the-top fun, but it got repetitive pretty fast. The idea itself only has so much mileage. That said, the fake commercial during the credits absolutely worked and might’ve been my favorite part of the segment.

Coochie Coochie Coo really didn’t land for me. I hated the baby theming and I’m completely over gross-out baby horror at this point. After Barbarian and some truly awful Tubi originals, I don’t need any more “look how disgusting breastmilk is” horror, please stop. Still, the lead actresses were entertaining and had great chemistry, which helped more than I expected.

Ut Supra Sic Infra was probably my biggest disappointment. Coming from the director of [REC], I expected something much stronger. The segment itself felt kind of empty and unfulfilling, but I can’t deny how impressive the effects were during the climax. I’m genuinely curious how that was pulled off. Also, it was nice seeing another Spanish segment in the series again.

Fun Size had some great jokes, but it also felt like wasted potential. A lot of the gags kept going way past their expiration date, and the candy factory setting was shockingly bland. I really wish they had gone full nightmare Willy Wonka instead of a generic industrial building. The hardest I laughed was when one of the girls just gave up and tried to climb onto the conveyor belt herself. My dumbest nitpick though is that given the reveal at the end, I have no idea how the pirate didn’t immediately notice the raw, meaty texture when tasting the candy.

Kidprint was a lot. People on Letterboxd talked about how disturbing it was, and honestly yeah, they weren’t wrong. I’m usually pretty desensitized to messed up horror, but this one hit on a different level. I actually had to pause the movie and take a break afterward. Unlike most V/H/S segments, which are gross but still kind of fun, this one just wasn’t fun at all. I thought the killer was too corny and the ending raises some weird logistical questions, but the grounded tone made it way more upsetting than expected.

Home Haunt completely saved the movie for me. It was fun, charming, festive, and easily the best segment of the bunch. I cared about the characters, the concept of a home haunt going wrong is perfect for this franchise, and the bedsheet ghost swarm was such a great “oh shit, it’s all real” moment. That final shot ruled. This is the only segment I’d go out of my way to rewatch.

I wasn’t as down on the wraparound as a lot of people seem to be. The concept felt very Meow Wolf Omega Mart, especially the payoff explaining why they were even trying to use ghosts to flavor soda. Still, it’s kind of a weird choice for a movie that’s supposed to be the Halloween entry.

Overall, I’d put V/H/S/Halloween right in the middle of the franchise, maybe somewhere in between V/H/S/99 and V/H/S/Beyond. I don’t get how anyone ranks it above V/H/S/Beyond, but that’s kind of the beauty of these movies. Everyone’s favorites and least favorites are totally different. I didn’t hate it, I just wanted to love it more, and at least the final segment made the whole watch worth it.

January 13, 2026 0 comments
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Film Review: Leigh Whannell Brings the “Wolf Man” Back to Life

by Joshua A. Guttman January 15, 2025
written by Joshua A. Guttman

Classic Hollywood Monsters are timeless.

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Werewolves is a Thrilling Revival of a Classic Horror Trope

by Chantell Hayden December 11, 2024
written by Chantell Hayden

If you haven’t noticed, it’s a great time to be a horror fan.

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VHS Beyond
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Movie Review: V/H/S/BEYOND

by Julian Cannon October 2, 2024
written by Julian Cannon

The latest installment of the VHS Franchise titled V/H/S/BEYOND, took on a fresh approach with a central theme of sci-fi horror within its shorts.

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Film Review: ‘Night Swim’

by Jake King January 5, 2024
written by Jake King

As deep as the shallow end.

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VHS 85 Review
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Movie Review: V/H/S 85

by Julian Cannon October 3, 2023
written by Julian Cannon

“V/H/S/85” rises as the thrilling sixth entry in the beloved analog horror anthology. Within a franchise renowned for its innovative narratives and spine-tingling horrors, this newest installment not only lives up to its predecessors but forges a chilling trail of its own. Join me as we navigate its dark and gore-soaked passages, where storytelling and visceral horror take center stage.

First and foremost, “V/H/S/85” transports us back to the pulsating heart of the 1980s, an era characterized by mullets, neon hues, and the omnipresent cassette tapes. Initially, I harbored reservations when I learned of the film’s deep dive into ’80s nostalgia.

The fear of it succumbing to the oversaturation of nostalgia in modern entertainment, exemplified by hits like “Stranger Things” and “IT,” loomed large. However, my concerns were quickly quashed as the creators deliberately avoided the nostalgia trap. Instead, they forged a path that was brutal, unrelenting, and marked by a distinctly chaotic and violent tone.

What sets “V/H/S/85” apart are its exceptional segments, possibly the most unique in the entire franchise. Thanks to a cadre of top-notch writers and directors, each segment in this film is a cinematic knockout.

The movie comprises four technically separate segments, seamlessly interwoven with a wraparound story that binds them together, a classic trademark of the V/H/S series.

Director Mike Nelson kicks things off with ‘No Wake,’ immersing us in the heart of the ’80s. Nelson’s portrayal of the era’s visual aesthetics is nothing short of sublime, evoking the sensation of stumbling upon an old VHS tape at a friend’s house. This segment blends a classic horror trope with a captivating twist, etching its name in V/H/S history as the first two-parter, a testament to its wickedness.

Indie horror sensation Gigi Guerrero takes center stage with her segment, “God of Death.” Here, various employees and first responders at a news station grapple with what initially appears to be a catastrophic earthquake. However, as the narrative unfolds, a more sinister cause behind the devastation comes to light. Guerrero’s storytelling prowess shines, and the gore on display is both shocking and meticulously crafted.

Director Natasha Kermani helms ‘TKNOGD,’ a segment that’s essentially a one-actor show, brilliantly executed by its lead. Kermani’s cyberpunk tale delves into a woman’s seething disdain for the technological advances of the 1980s, particularly the rise of virtual reality. Her invocation of the ‘techno-god’ with her hatred takes viewers on a harrowing journey. The segment masterfully blends elements of a blackbox theater production with a retro 1980s twist. The lead actress’s performance is a tour de force, immersing viewers in the character’s seething anger.

The film enlists the talents of the dynamic duo, Scott Derrickson and C. Robert Cargill, known for their work on “Sinister” and “The Black Phone,” for their segment, ‘Dreamkill.’ Derrickson weaves a chilling, eerie, and ominous narrative, reminiscent of their previous collaborations. It’s a grim tale of violent murders with a supernatural twist that leaves audiences captivated and craving more.

Finally, the film is expertly wrapped up and interconnected through David Bruckner’s “Total Copy,” a wraparound segment that serves not only as a narrative but also as the adhesive binding all the individual segments together in classic V/H/S fashion. ‘Total Copy’ starts as an unusual science documentary, the kind one might stumble upon while aimlessly channel surfing late at night. Bruckner impeccably captures this peculiar vibe, making it my personal favorite in the franchise. It boasts startling special effects, solid acting, and an all-encompassing eerie story that weaves everything together seamlessly.

In conclusion, “V/H/S/85” takes audacious leaps and they pay off handsomely. Undoubtedly one of my favorites in the franchise, just trailing behind the very first film, “V/H/S 85” segments are a captivating maelstrom of chaos, teetering on the edge of madness in all the right ways. If you’re yearning for another dose of ’80s nostalgia, look elsewhere. But if you crave a relentless barrage of found footage frights delivered with audacious direction, gruesome gore, and inventive storytelling, “V/H/S/85” should be at the top of your must-watch list.

With its fearless approach to horror, it boldly secures its position as the second-best gem in the illustrious V/H/S franchise. Mark your calendars; the film arrives on Shudder on October 6th, ready to unleash its visceral and narrative brilliance upon the world.

October 3, 2023 0 comments
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Film Review: “Targets”, Criterion Releases a Terrifying Mass Shooting Horror Film

by Joshua A. Guttman May 15, 2023
written by Joshua A. Guttman

Monsters can say a lot about the society they’re in.

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Film Review: Dark Sky Films’ 4K release of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” is as gritty as it is stunning

by Joshua A. Guttman March 8, 2023
written by Joshua A. Guttman

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre needs no introduction.

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March 8, 2023 0 comments
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Jordan Peele’s Sci-Fi Thriller ‘NOPE’ Is Captivating, Creepy And Gets a ‘yes’

by Aurora Fowlkes July 22, 2022
written by Aurora Fowlkes

Aliens, horses, horror, and Black history – Jordan Peele’s newest thought-provoking, genre-bending Sci-Fi Horror film, “NOPE” is made to be seen on the biggest screen possible!

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July 22, 2022 0 comments
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Film Review: ‘Knocking’

by Jake King October 22, 2021
written by Jake King

Less of a knock and more of a tap.

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