When you ask yourself, “Who do I want to hear talk about presidential candidates?”, the answer is most likely…not Hannibal Buress.
However, that’s only because he’s not one to always talk about them. I guarantee if Hannibal had a show where he made random comments on political figures, you would watch it. There’s absolutely no question about it.
Actually, you know what? Hannibal, if you’re reading this, I need…No, we the people need you to make this a regular thing. You can ask which Congressmen and women secretly bought a pair of Yeezys, or guess the content of their workout playlists.
I do take issue with comparing Donald Trump to DJ Khaled. You see, if Khaled ran for president, he’d run on the promise to hold us down. Trump has not. He also hasn’t given me any money to go buy myself a house, then buy my mom a house, and then come back for more. I’d be quicker to compare Trump to DMX. Both are loud, look like they’re in constant pain, and while they front extra hard, are secretly broke.
What I’m getting at, is that this video is a great way to spend two minutes of your day.
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